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if the song “tiptoe through the tulips” ever starts playing, run. don’t ask questions. don’t hesitate. just run. run
*goes outside barefoot like the backwards country hoe i am*
does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???
all men are responsible. all men are necessary to dismantle sexism. all men have to check their thoughts and behaviors. all men should enter male spaces and speak up for the rights of women when their peers do not. ALL men. do not give me this “not all men” bullshit because if you are silent and only care about your feelings instead of fighting for women then you /are/ one of those men. saying “not all men” lets men think that they aren’t involved with the issue when they are.
excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die?
*cop pulls me over*
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"Nice. Nice. So are you a virgin?"
fuck you, but fuck me first